Reason Lee must die #78: Lengthy phone-calls to his mother about his teeth. Lee, I do not need to hear about your concerns about your tooth density. I certainly do not need to hear about it at length.Reason Lee must die #79: The singing, off-key, and with lyrics of dubious accuracy.
Reason Lee must die #80: Lengthy phone-calls to his mother about the advantages of dog over cat ownership.
Lee, the only reason you still draw breath is that you're something to blog about... and that the trained assassin monkeys did not work out. Oooooh, just you wait until robotics advances just a little bit more. Then I'm buying a robot, naming it "Electronimo", and sending it after you. Electronimo will not rest, will not feel pain, and will not know fear.
1 comment:
A) What was he singing?
B) His mother must be in an incestuous relationship with him. Only way she could ever listen to him ramble on like that about such stupid things. There. Add that as reason #81.
C) I can help you with the robot monkeys.
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